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Haha she says she wants the sex

Yeah man go eat dat pussy

Really?? Uhhh ok (disappears)

You get it?

Yeah….uhh I feel terrible

Hey have you seen my cat?

But I thought

WHERE IS MY CAT ANDREW

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trinineo asked: sorry had to reblog that post even though it was a sethualtension-only post sorry sorry sorry sometimes my sass outweighs my morals

That’s okay sass is good by all means

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sethualtension:

sethualtension:

sethualtension:

Howie Mandel hits hard times and becomes a waiter at an upscale restaurant

Veal or no veal?

Howie Mandel sells suitcases

Wheel or no wheel?

Howie Mandel wants to go all the way with his date but he doesn’t want his date to feel uncomfortable so he politely asks if she’s okay with this

Feel or no feel?

Howie Mandel is your interior designer and he is planning on painting your child’s room a nice blue color. “So” he asks, “the question is

TEAL OR NO TEAL

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sethualtension:

sethualtension:

sethualtension:

Howie Mandel hits hard times and becomes a waiter at an upscale restaurant

Veal or no veal?

Howie Mandel sells suitcases

Wheel or no wheel?

Howie Mandel wants to go all the way with his date but he doesn’t want his date to feel uncomfortable so he politely asks if she’s okay with this

Feel or no feel?

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Even Jason Sudeikis Doesn't Know If He's Leaving 'SNL'

Even Jason Sudeikis doesn’t know if he’s leaving “Saturday Night Live.”

Dammit

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manny322:

Shut up Meg….
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sunnysunshine20:

Dance with me…
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